So sayeth the back cover:
Eating contests, animatronic singing animals, dangerous dinner theater, and butchered pigs... welcome to The Wayward Irregular.
An ongoing series of storytelling and essays by Matthew D. Jordan, Devil Men, Tobacco Pipes, and the Bacon Devotional is a rewritten and recompiled selection of Matthew's work from 2009-2011, as well as several new pieces of never before published material.
It's designed to make you laugh, cringe, or wedge open even the most determined door in your house.
Learn how to smoke a pipe without looking like a hipster, prepare for intergalactic space travel, and maybe get hired at an advertising agency while freebasing street drugs.
Clearly, anyone can write a book, and has.