Archived Episodes
So many ways to kill otherwise productive time.
- I Will Let The Alamo Drafthouse Get Me Pregnant
June 10th, 2013
Felt Better for Three Minutes, Then I Got Even Prettier
April 29th, 2013
Email Is Fodder for Corporate Anarchy
March 18th, 2013
Matthew Norman, The Famous Author, Once Toiled Among the Commoners
February 4th, 2013
And Our Lust Continued: The Super Nintendo Christmas
December 24th, 2012
The Joe Rogan Parade Float: Icky Sticky in the Mile High
December 10th, 2012
Halloween Is Dangerous, and We Should All Be Afraid of Everything
October 29th, 2012
“Tincture” Has Moved, But Loves You And Isn’t Trying To Replace Your Real Dad
October 22nd, 2012
The Red Baron and His Demonstrable Pizza-Related Betrayal
September 3rd, 2012
Young People and the Poison That’s Made Me Terminally Uncool
July 16th, 2012
Those Delicious, Delicious Floor Beans
July 2nd, 2012
The Unified Rules of Abandoned Office Food
April 23rd, 2012
Glutton King of the Ten Circus Buffet
April 16th, 2012
Clearly You Would Sleep Through a Tornado, and I Might Let it Take You
April 2nd, 2012
Into the Mountain Zoo for Death by a Thousand Dog Kisses
March 26th, 2012
The First Sticking Point is the Word “Dinner” as a Singular Event
March 19th, 2012
Vague Streams of Thought in General Regard to a Midwestern Something
March 5th, 2012
Allen Masterton and the Beautiful Music He Prays You'll Never Hear
February 20th, 2012
Long Drives, Failed Stratagem, and the Time I Peed All Over My Car
February 13th, 2012
The Client Wishes Only For Your Death: Terrible Advice from a Freelancing Insider
February 6th, 2012
It’s Big, Ugly, Brazilian and Brilliant: Ice Packs and Bro-Fights
February 1st, 2012
Future Televisions and the Dirty Blood Credits
January 23rd, 2012
And the Horsemen Came, And They Feared the Man Nathan Fillion
January 9th, 2012
When We First Learned of Lust: The Nintendo Christmas
December 19th, 2011
Alex Blumberg and the Womp Womp Box
December 12th, 2011
Ancient Squares of Cardboard, and All That Valueless Postage
December 5th, 2011
Changing Chairs with The Licorice Stick
November 21st, 2011
It’s Not Going to Win, It’s Not Going to Claim My Body
November 14th, 2011
Now We’re Knuckle-Deep Into This Geek Foolery
November 7th, 2011
The Fruit Magic About Jade Stone Machines and Electromagnetic Floor Mats
October 24th, 2011
Dreary Fluorescence In Tractor Country
October 17th, 2011
He Quietly Cuts Himself When the Guitarist Doesn’t Wipe Down the Pizza Stations
October 10th, 2011
We All Stand in a Triangle Here: Downtown Folk Have a Crooked Language
September 26th, 2011
Boiled Highways and Gravel Mountain Suicides
September 19th, 2011
He Sleeps on Old License Plates and Has To Fight Rats for His Dinner
September 12th, 2011
The Gentleman’s Guide to Smoking a Tobacco Pipe (Without Looking Like a Hipster)
August 29th, 2011
It's Probably Long Division or an Ancient Germanic Language
August 22nd, 2011
There’s a Special Quiet In The Cloudy Ones That Does It For Me
August 15th, 2011
Perhaps The Yellow Bag is a Multi-Purpose Survival Device
August 8th, 2011
There’s One For Each of Us, and Mine Is Called Keith and The Girl
August 1st, 2011
Ten Ton Fantasies, The Taibbi Man Crush, and I’ve Never Read Ellison
July 25th, 2011
The Inexhaustible Patience of P. Finnegan and the Terrible Funnel of Questions
July 18th, 2011
The Treasure Cave, The Gorilla, The Cliff Diver, Rolling Music and Bubble Guns
July 11th, 2011
More Dark Stuff: Savage Grief for Internet Explorer 6
July 5th, 2011
Automata: Hallowed Be Thy Game
November 11th, 2010
It’s On The Top Shelf, Next To The Cardboard Box of Heeby Jeebies
October 18th, 2010
Marijuana Dispensaries Are The Great Evil Devil Satan
August 25th, 2010
The Burnout Even Keeps it in the Bathroom
August 16th, 2010
Merlin Mann: Productivity Demiurge (or) My Job Isn’t Abusive, I Just Ran Into The Door
August 11th, 2010
Pastel Flirtations In Showbiz: The Rock-afire Explosion
May 10th, 2010
Feeding From Craigslist: A Tragedy In Five Examples
April 5th, 2010
The Motley Talents of Jonas Friendly: Bones And All
March 15th, 2010
The Motley Talents of Jonas Friendly
March 1st, 2010
Kicking the Leaves with Kay, Crazy Comes With an Odor
February 15th, 2010
No Academy for the Pixel Painters, No Sanctuary for the Learn-Thirsty
January 25th, 2010
Geoff-Jeff and His Magic Flight on Wings of Buffalo
January 18th, 2010
Languish of the Heathens: To Sleep Like an Adult
January 11th, 2010
Freelancing May Have Aged Me Irreparably
January 4th, 2010
Miscellany: Chaptisode 2, White Jeans Day
December 14th, 2009
Miscellany: Chaptisode 1, The Green Thermos
December 3rd, 2009
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