A Brief Explanation, But Not Really

The Wayward Irregular is an ongoing series of free audiobooks – original essays and storytelling read as narrative, occasionally humorous, often baffling.

Matthew lives in Washington with his wife and son (Mikayla and Atlas), and an overly sensitive Pug named Herman. He’s fond of salty breakfasts, ranch dressing, and believes short pants and the summertime are to be enjoyed by men of questionable character.

Matthew wrote this in the third person.



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